{"id":331,"date":"2013-05-24T17:07:34","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T17:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/?p=331"},"modified":"2013-05-24T17:08:38","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T17:08:38","slug":"dog-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/?p=331","title":{"rendered":"Dog tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This guy is a legend..<\/p>\n<p>A shop owner in Brakpan, South Africa, was tired of people breaking into his yard\/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion.\u00a0 Everyone in SA recognises a lion, now he has no problem with thugs!\u00a0\u00a0 South African ingenuity \u2013\u00a0 &#8221; n Boer maak \u2018n plan\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_335\" style=\"width: 295px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/?attachment_id=335\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-335\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-335\" class=\" wp-image-335   \" alt=\"South African Security - brilliant\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Security-01.jpg\" width=\"285\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Security-01.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Security-01-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-335\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">South African Security &#8211; brilliant<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_336\" style=\"width: 298px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/?attachment_id=336\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-336\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-336\" class=\"wp-image-336 \" alt=\"South African Security - brilliant\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Security-02.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"216\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Security-02.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Security-02-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-336\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">South African Security ????<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>More doggy fun &#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_333\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/?attachment_id=333\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-333\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-333\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-333\" alt=\" Sometimes when you are angry with someone,  it helps to sit down and think about the problem  . . . .\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-sit-300x189.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"189\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-sit-300x189.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-sit-624x393.jpg 624w, http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-sit.jpg 730w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-333\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sometimes when you are angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem . . . .<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_334\" style=\"width: 280px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/?attachment_id=334\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-334\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-334\" class=\" wp-image-334 \" alt=\"So sweet\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-wave-300x190.jpg\" width=\"270\" height=\"171\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-wave-300x190.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-wave.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-334\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So sweet<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_332\" style=\"width: 743px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/?attachment_id=332\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-332\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-332\" class=\"size-full wp-image-332\" alt=\"Stop yelling...\" src=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-Shit.jpg\" width=\"733\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-Shit.jpg 733w, http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-Shit-300x120.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.vanerp.net\/ilse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Dog-Shit-624x250.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 733px) 100vw, 733px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-332\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stop yelling&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy is a legend.. 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